Very pretty on the outside. Freckles. If you don't satisfy her, aren't tall enough, or aren't the perfect specimen of fitness she will turn you away. Got a bubble butt though...
Person 1: Dang man that Willow just dumped me!
Person 2: What do you expect, you're 4'0'' with the fattest ass I've ever seen.
Person 2: What do you expect, you're 4'0'' with the fattest ass I've ever seen.
by SquidSponge (Baby?) June 12, 2020
Get the Willowmug. 
The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.
by HermannHriedersson April 22, 2022
Get the Willy Willowmug. Willow is very laggy super laggy that he could destroy the world with the wifi he has. He is 72 and likes teachers and is 5'0 lmao. Dudes very mean in a bad wifi way.
by wiekqlwoow August 10, 2021
Get the willowmug. HOW TO CARE FOR A WILLOW:
Willow is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet, long hair and a cute smile. Though quite shy- after she warms up to you she is very social and outgoing. Willows are great at drawing and have a pure/raw talent for it, they are usually (not always) apart of some social group such as- baking, drawing, writing, or just ~ vibing ~
Willows are very pretty, usually sporting bright white teeth and beautiful deep eyes. Never call a Willow pretty unless close to them, they will almost definitely go into a panic. "What?? No, they are lying. Untrue, I always look terrible". Never let Willows think this, a simple ~ Everything is going to be okay ~ and a pat on the head will do the trick. I know from experience. Willows are nocturnal, meaning they are most active after midnight. Don't let them do this, it's bad for their health, and to be honest.. it's bad for you too. They enjoy long talks on the phone and sharing memes, mostly animation memes (Never tell them that you are bored of the memes, it's bad for a Willow's health).
Although they don't talk much, they are very interesting!! Never let go a Willow, you'll surely regret it..
Willow is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet, long hair and a cute smile. Though quite shy- after she warms up to you she is very social and outgoing. Willows are great at drawing and have a pure/raw talent for it, they are usually (not always) apart of some social group such as- baking, drawing, writing, or just ~ vibing ~
Willows are very pretty, usually sporting bright white teeth and beautiful deep eyes. Never call a Willow pretty unless close to them, they will almost definitely go into a panic. "What?? No, they are lying. Untrue, I always look terrible". Never let Willows think this, a simple ~ Everything is going to be okay ~ and a pat on the head will do the trick. I know from experience. Willows are nocturnal, meaning they are most active after midnight. Don't let them do this, it's bad for their health, and to be honest.. it's bad for you too. They enjoy long talks on the phone and sharing memes, mostly animation memes (Never tell them that you are bored of the memes, it's bad for a Willow's health).
Although they don't talk much, they are very interesting!! Never let go a Willow, you'll surely regret it..
Sam: "Where did the kitchen knives go?"
Emily: "Willow took them into her room!"
Sam & Emily together: "OH SHI-"
Emily: "Willow took them into her room!"
Sam & Emily together: "OH SHI-"
by Doggo Master December 7, 2020
Get the Willowmug. Awesome girl 😞
by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 6, 2023
Get the Willow Bmug. She is a very funny girl but can hold grudges if you rub her the wrong way. Very beautiful in her own way also maybe a little fake and wish washy sometimes but it’s ok
by The gurl beast November 8, 2020
Get the Willowmug.