weiner police

An imaginary police force whos sole responsibilty is to steal the weiner of unsuspecting men not guarding their weiners. Not kewl.

"Hey Joe, why are your hands down your pants?"
"Ricky don't you know about the weiner police? If you don't protect your weiner, they will just snatch it up!"
"Oh boy! I'll certainly guard them from now on. Thanks Joe!"

by Captain Burnsy January 11, 2009

the wiggity weiner

Strong Sad is the Wiggity Wiener

Um... your the wiggity wiener?

by mieky490 May 21, 2003

Weiner Wack

To wack a girl on particular part of her body solely for pleasure.

Jen, come over here so I can weiner wack on your boobies

by Petey P November 11, 2006

Weiner Poopy

Weiner poopy refers to anal sex and or sex of any kind, also it refers to a female specimen shitting on a couch or floor after anal sex.

Nate: Hey i was doing your mom last night and she weiner poopy-ed all over the floor

Derek: Fuck you

by Ndehamer January 12, 2010

Snootch Weiner

When a woman is wearing bathing suit aparati bikini and her crotch looks as if there is a small infant boys weiner in her crotchular area. This can also be called a "vaginis".

Oh my God, did you see her snootch weiner?

by Butthole Donuts January 16, 2008

weiner garage

Another name for a woman's lady bits. (Originally discovered as a nickname for a dachshund's dog house)

Jessica - What are you up to today, Sarah?

Sarah - I have to go get my "weiner garage" shaped up for my date tonight.

by motomotobrap August 28, 2010

weiner lean

1. a provocative dance

2. when an erection leans dramatically to one side, usually due to heavy masterbation, where one uses the same hand everytime.

3. when you lean against someone or something, holding yourself up with your erect weiner. usually followed by saying "do the weiner lean"

4. remixed version of the song "shoulder lean"

"hey check it out, weiner lean"

by raymadalady September 11, 2006