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weed

Weed is the greatest thing you will ever have in your entire life, It will bring you happiness, and if you have anger issues like I had they will go away, Unless you cant "Handle it" Also it is a natural plant that has been proven to NEVER kill ANYBODY! Amazing right? cigarettes and alchohol is legal yet they kill over 2 million people a year, and yet weed has not killed anybody and it is illegal. Wow.. The effect of it is simply happiness and slight vision impairment that makes things look great!
Wow bro this weed made me feel 100x better!

Weed is amazing! Why is it still illegal?
Try it you will love it!
by HamiltonAndBirdy December 27, 2015
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Weed

Mostly green, sometimes sticky, aregono looking substance. much apprectated by pot-heads. come's in many different types and foarms (ex. purple, brown widow, hydro, orange kush...). all of witch have different potentcies of THC (what gets you high). weed is sold by the gram (dime=.10=$10, dub=.20=$20, a forty=.40=$40...). you can smoke it out of many things (pipe, bong, steam roller, joints...).
guy1: "hey man, you have any weed?"
guy2: "yah, lets go smoke."
(a sort time later...)
guy1: "man i am so high right now"
guy2: "back at ya bro."
by LML Money July 18, 2010
mugGet the Weedmug.

weed

A:Wanna smoke mad blunts with me in the boys room?
B:do you mean weed?
A:ohh shit you are soo p to the enis!!
by kim0019 March 25, 2007
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weed

Something that has been taken over by stupid lazy rich kids who only use it to get smashed and try and look "cool." It was widely used in the 60s by singers and artists, but now is so widespread that anyone can get it and that makes me sad. In my city, it is all the rich kids who smoke it, because they like to get smashed all the time. And hey--if you fail a course, their doctor father will bail them out.
The girls and guys in my dorm who attended private school smoke weed because they think they're super cool, when in reality, they are annoying racist capatalist posers.
by sarah86 March 27, 2007
mugGet the weedmug.

WEED

The Greasest Shit
Cocaine is second best.
&
Proof god does love the world.
by Taylor E.A.M. January 5, 2008
mugGet the WEEDmug.

weed

a pathetic drug used by pathetic losers who are so pathetic that instead of trying to face the world and change there problems instead choose to run away as cowards and mask there problems with this stupid drug.
also commonly used by idiots who do it to imitate black rap artists who they think are cool, but dont relize the rap artists dont care about you, all they want is your money. and in the end, through weed, you cant solve your problems, you just choose to run, quit running, take up destiny, and solve your problems.
hey dude, i smoke weed, im a loser because I cant face my problems and im to pathetic to even attempt to solve them or make my life better so I choose to run away from everything.
by burning_arc September 2, 2005
mugGet the weedmug.

Weeds

Another word for clothing used in shakespeare's writings but now I get an "A" in english if i make it a slang term for clothing.... so spread it around k?
cool guy: yo check out my new weeds
by silly_little_emo_kid72094 January 27, 2009
mugGet the Weedsmug.

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