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invisible wizard

when you cum on accident from a dream
Dude last night I had a invisible wizard, my pants were soaked when I woke up.
by max baldwin January 23, 2023
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sesh wizard

Sesh wizards are essentially Gods of sessions. They have progressed from passing round a single joint to taking stronger drugs such as heroin, and are always looking to rope in some unknowing people further down the sesh hierarchy into their illegal business. They are usually the leaders of the session as they are so experienced, sometimes abandoning parts of their life to further their addiction.

We don't say they're junkies, but they really are.
Person 1- Dude, there's a group of junkies taking heroin behind that dumpster!
Person 2- Don't call them that, they prefer to be called sesh wizards.
by Communizm April 4, 2017
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Wizard of Oz

The most watched movie of all time. "The Wizard of Oz", released in 1939, is one of the most enduring family films of all time. It's a must see movie for all ages. It is a film that should be on everyone's bucket list, even though it's highly unlikely there is anyone over the age of 1 yr old that hasn't seen this amazing movie.
Linda may be possibly the only person to not have seen the film "The Wizard of Oz". Good Lord!!
by Siskel/Ebert July 1, 2023
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Merlin Wizard

Someone is a Merlin Wizard when they pretend to understand an inside joke.
Did you see Nick laughing at our inside joke?
Yeah, he's such a Merlin Wizard.
by Mgoo February 14, 2022
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vape wizard

A vape wizard being defined as someone who has far greater potential of a vape god.
by LilVG October 26, 2017
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Sex Wizard

The sex wizard is the archmage of the magicians of intercourse, a rather unknown religion. He advises he's inferior servants, his Sex mages, in his ten commandments of the sex wizard.
by WilliamTheSexMage September 25, 2023
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Pussy Wizard

A good looking man that ends up fucking whichever chick he sets his mind to no matter what the odds. Often the asshole of your friends. Most groups of friends will have a Pussy Wizard among them, as every group has an asshole.
she does hate him, but did that ever stop a pussy wizard like Robby.
by Pussy Wizard November 22, 2010
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