Ass wipe

A stupid nob head who thinks there’s the best but when shit goes down he’s gone and snitches
by I hate Bradley September 12, 2020
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Ass Wipe

1. Someone who is being annoying and bitchy
2. Someone who is being an ass
3. Someone who is doing certain things to annoy you, or just being a butt
"Linda, stop being such an ass wipe!"
by MooMawNation April 07, 2016
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Fanny Wipe

A man who acts, cry’s and moans like a girl..
No girl he’s such a fanny wipe, I can’t deal.
by Kirstual July 26, 2018
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relax wipe

when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.
Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.
by tony varanqualanderavivita December 21, 2013
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Plumbers wipe

Wiping your hand around you're girlfriends axe wound to check for dampness like a plumber checking for a leak in a pipe. Perfect way to check if she has been playing away when out with the girls.
"She stayed out till 4 am so I gave her a plumbers wipe to make sure she hadn't being doing the nasty"
by Obesio mourinio July 05, 2016
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Wiping Margott

Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.
"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"
by Sammy Gooch October 05, 2011
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wipe swipe

When a person is out of toilet paper and simply uses the side of the hand in a swiping motion to get it all out at once, usually followed by a long period of hand washing.
I was out of toilet paper in there, man.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?

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