Walmart Bingo

The game played by fellow Walmart shoppers. Its like traditional Bingo but instead of letters or numbers you use the bizzare oddities of nature and trailer parks that can only be discovered within the confines of your local Walmart.
You're walking through Walmart aisles and suddenly you spot a rare treasure. A father and son with matching mullets and nascar shirts. You yell "Walmart Bingo!"
by Muerte de Mujer February 04, 2010
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Walmart Associate

The lowest of the lows. Generally poor, straight-out-of-high-school, teens that management likes to fuck in the ass, figuratively. Bottom of the list.
Homie #1: Bro, we should totally hang out this weekend
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.
by Walmart Backroom Associate September 27, 2017
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Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)
Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"
by The Original Fin January 22, 2015
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Walmart Whoopin'

Is when you snatch up your child in a public place.After witch phrases such as "you get ten more when you get home!" may be used. This form of punishment is usually delivered when a child is screaming,crying or does not get their way.
Last week at the grocery store some kid was screaming and like a flash of white trash lightning the mom snatched up the kid and delivered swift justice with a Walmart Whoopin'. She then said why are you crying?" I'll give you something to cry about!" then delivered another Walmart Whoopin'.
by Panther21 September 22, 2014
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walmart-sick

A word describing the feeling you get after grocery shopping for too long.
Child: Momma can we please leave? I'm getting Walmart-sick. Mom: I know, me too! I'm hurrying.
by little red's momma September 03, 2012
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Walmart Nugget

When the Walmart has a McDonald's, so you get yourself Chicken McNuggets to eat while you shop at Walmart.
"I went to the store the other day and got myself a Walmart Nugget. It was pretty sweet."
by the-meme-master May 25, 2023
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walmart wifi

Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.
"Damn, look at all this lag!"
"Walmart wifi!!!"
by tAVROS nITRAM January 20, 2016
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