n. An uncomfortable and often daylong affair during which one's bowels feel as though they may erupt at any time, similarly to a volcano. Often accompanied by unusually noxious flatulence including a distinct "hot" feeling. Most of the time, even a full release won't actually bring relief due to the lingering burn and difficult-to-contain aftershocks.
We had to stop a few times on our trip because of Tom's volcanus.
I don't think I can do squats today, I've got some pretty bad volcanus.
I don't think I can do squats today, I've got some pretty bad volcanus.
by Pcppc September 8, 2013
Get the volcanus mug.by Urban Thinker March 14, 2015
Get the volcanus anus mug.Related Words
Volman
• Volcano
• volcanus
• volcano taco
• volkan
• volcanic
• volcan
• Volcanal
• Volcanic Eruption
• Volcaniczilla
by perchillos March 22, 2015
Get the volcanity mug.Someone who volunteers for anything and everything, especially positions you need for your required volunteer hours. See also satan
"You signed up for the fair yet"
"Nah I was gonna but then that bitch Mary took all the slots"
"Yea she is such a volanterrorist
"Nah I was gonna but then that bitch Mary took all the slots"
"Yea she is such a volanterrorist
by Welllllllll July 17, 2016
Get the Volanterrorist mug.When your girl gives you a blow job with an atomic fireball in her mouth and then shoves her fingers covered in icy hot up your ass. Causing an orgasmic volcanic eruption .
by PapaSmurf77 November 15, 2017
Get the Volcano mug.Aka the dragon, when you are receiving a blowjob and you force their head into your cock as you cum resulting in the stream coming out of their nose.
by Meme_Nazi_14 February 14, 2018
Get the Volcano mug.A sexual act where one partner eats hot Cheetos while giving a blowjob. Then the person giving the blowjob blows all the hot Cheeto dust directly into the hole of the urethra. Then, once the person ejaculates, their semen will be a firey red like a volcano.
by VolcanoKaiser November 19, 2019
Get the Volcano mug.