by Wenningtj December 14, 2022

when a person turns right or merges into a busy street with no turn signals and without looking, in front of oncoming traffic at a speed of around 5-10 mph while everyone else is driving fast.
by lodolladaddy March 6, 2023

Alternative name for the little redneck town of Cross Lanes in West Virginia. Acquired the name after Mardi Gras Casino opened.
Guy 1: "What's the plan for tonight?"
Guy 2: "Idk man, wanna just meet somewhere in Cross Vegas?"
Guy 1: "Sure"
Guy 2: "Idk man, wanna just meet somewhere in Cross Vegas?"
Guy 1: "Sure"
by _beardedclam January 30, 2018

A man who, although is serious white trash, purports himself to be a big spender or big winner. prides self on being proficient at many gambling pursuits although he does not know exactly what "proficient" means. Preceded by smell of Old Spice and balls.
by Queen of Everything AZ August 11, 2010

This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.
boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019

that one random person in my art and English class that is extremely talented at art and palm reading and are super cool
omg have you heard of that student that started a cult through wattpad? i think their name was Maya Vega
by Famished Phantom May 5, 2022

by Nizer République November 20, 2020
