Vanilla Swordfish

A vanilla swordfish is a person with many passionate but minor kinks, such as daddy/mommy kinks, gentle hair pulling and choking, and name calling. They typically come off as basic or unassuming at first.

Brittany is such a Vanilla Swordfish! Her boyfriend had bruises all over her neck!

by janetbarley2974 May 21, 2020

Vanilla Hopper

Big black woman with a massive ass who chooses to swing it with a scrawny little white boy pencil thin. This type of girl likes to hop on the vanilla ice-cream cone.

"Did you see that white boy with the Vanilla Hopper" She likes them pencil dicked!

by Dave97 May 18, 2016

vanilla pissing

a euphuism referring to the act of ejaculation in males as a result of an orgasm.

One of my friends introduced me to the art of vanilla pissing. Once you try it you'll never go back.

by dr. qubed March 2, 2022

Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.

Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!

by Vanilla johnson April 14, 2010

vanilla mexican

A white person that has grown up with Mexican culture

Im not Mexican, but I'm a vanilla Mexican

by Ayyyyeeeeeee August 26, 2017

Vanilla Blues

The sense of sadness felt when you like someone, however they're vanilla and you're freaky kinky.

These vanilla boys are giving me the vanilla blues..

by NoiziCat October 2, 2015

vanilla vibes

When a guy/girl is giving you the vibe they are hella basic n boring in bed. Basically have no kinks and just likes the basic missionary position till you both cum.

lochie is giving me vanilla vibes but i wanna be choked and like full abused when we fuck, ion think he'll be into that.

by ineedarootmate November 30, 2018