French Victory

Failure at its best. The epitome of what it is to be a vagina, pussy, sally, nancy, sissy, fairy, prissy, a bitch, a nancy, a ninny, a little girl or otherwise frenchman partaking in battle. They are spineless cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches. France: INVINCIBLE in peace, INVISIBLE in war.
Jean-Pierre: Huh-huh-huh (in gay French voice) Hey, remember that time when my home country, France, won a military victory all by themselves?

Me: Nope, I have no recollection. Last I checked, France was full of a bunch fucking bitches, who lack the male phallus and contain too much estrogen to even be considered a 'male'. It is a mistake to think that there is such thing as a real Man from France. In fact, many consider the french, as a whole, to be of the female gender because of the surplus of hairy armpitted females in the country. In other words, I hate France. Until they can fight for themselves, they should probably come to our aid once in awhile because when THEY need OUR help someday, I pray that we turn our backs. Fuck France. The word French Victory does not exist. Sorry.
by jiblkj September 29, 2006
Get the French Victory mug.

victory lap

When you're about 18 beers past the legal limit and you're the most sober one in the car that you are driving; and your so excited that you made it home without dying (or worse, a DUI) that you do laps around the traffic circle in your neighborhood. Typically, all of your neighbors will be awoken by headlights flashing in their windows and you're drunk friends cheering.
I can't believe I made it back to Glengarry after drinking a whole case of beers.....let's do victory laps.
by mr. hankey August 26, 2004
Get the victory lap mug.

victory loaf

a loaf of bread with semen on it. a victory loaf is created as a result of a game where the participants masterbate in a cricle. when a participant ejaculates they do so on the loaf of bread. the last person left has to eat the victory loaf.
Not only does Jeff have a small dick, he also always finishes last and has to eat the victory loaf.
by Go Home February 16, 2005
Get the victory loaf mug.

Bloody victory

When you have sex with a girl on her period.
I wouldn't mind having a bloody victory with my girlfriend.
by Brokencio December 08, 2010
Get the Bloody victory mug.

ultimate victory

Beyond that of a victory. This expression should be used whenever you get laid, when someone gets totally robocopped by you, or some other achievement that deserves more than the word "victory".
Dude #1: Dude, remember that girl from my AP Chemistry class?
Dude #2: Yeah?
Dude #1: She wanted to have sex with me. Man, we got it on!
Dude #2: Boner!
Dude #3: ULTIMATE VICTORY!!!
by Ownageism God September 14, 2004
Get the ultimate victory mug.

victory squat

When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.
I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.
by Ststephen78 March 04, 2014
Get the victory squat mug.

victory drink

Having a drink in celebration of an acccomplishment.
Usually assocaited with parties or wherver heavy drinking may occur

It could be abbreviated "VD" but that would be confusing.

John: how did you do on your exam?

Jack: I'm sure I aced it, this calls for a victory drink

Or

Jack: You tappin' that?

John: Hell Yeah! Time for a victory drink
by micste87 March 07, 2008
Get the victory drink mug.