Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.

Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!

by Vanilla johnson April 14, 2010

all vanilla

adjective, Slang.

fine; completely satisfactory; OK; copacetic.

"hey Carroll how are you finding your time on strictly?"

"it's all vanilla"

by Charliesays January 10, 2016

Skinny Vanilla

An alcoholic beverage comprised of a mixture of light beer and Smirnoff ice

Enjoy a Skinny Vanilla in Muskoka!

Pigeon Lady Likes Skinny Vanillies

by Lenny Lover July 27, 2009

vanilla vibes

When a guy/girl is giving you the vibe they are hella basic n boring in bed. Basically have no kinks and just likes the basic missionary position till you both cum.

lochie is giving me vanilla vibes but i wanna be choked and like full abused when we fuck, ion think he'll be into that.

by ineedarootmate November 30, 2018

vanilla ice

if u like vanilla ice, u will pay the price.

eW THATS ICE ICE BABY. BRISUS CLEAN MY SOUL FROM VANILLA ICE PLEASE.

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

frappe vanilla

Just about the slimiest type of white girl you can find. Prides herself on looking like Miss Piggie from The Muppets. Pasty white skin that the local panhandler at the bottom of the off-ramp just skeeted his load all over & multi-color hair that looks like your 5 year old dyed with kool-aid. Gets off on being a rapist and a home wrecker. Town bicycle in Plymouth, MA. Other names include kbcote, kcote, frappucinovanil, frappe3571

Frappe vanilla has contracted multiple STDs from men all around Plymouth, Massachusetts.

by Hatchsharleys September 16, 2023

Vanilla Twizzler

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a man lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis position directly above his face, in order to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizzler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton October 19, 2015