The more literal translation of "you're an Idiot" it's shorter to write as a sentence and both sides get a good laugh out of the situation.
Douche: Hey Man, I have feelings too, just because I bang 20 chicks a day doesn't mean I'm a douche..
Funny Guy: Man, You're an Idiot. Get it? Urine Idiot! HAHAHA!
Douche: HAHAHAHAHA!
Funny Guy: Man, You're an Idiot. Get it? Urine Idiot! HAHAHA!
Douche: HAHAHAHAHA!
by LuftWafflesTheFuhrersFavourite November 13, 2009
urine vandalism (short: UV)
Like normal vandalism, just by the use of your/someone else's urine.
Adapted from Wiktionary:
Willful damage or destruction of any property with no other purpose than damage or destruction of said property using urine.
Like normal vandalism, just by the use of your/someone else's urine.
Adapted from Wiktionary:
Willful damage or destruction of any property with no other purpose than damage or destruction of said property using urine.
+ Yesterday, my boss laid me off. He's such an asshole!
- Really?!?! I think you shouldn't simply accept that!
+ What do you expect me to do?!
- Well, how about some urine vandalism in his office?
+ You sure? I mean, what if they have UV protection?
- If you really want to do a UV, no UV protection in the world can be strong enough!!!
+ You're right. Let's go and grab some beers. I've got a wonderful idea for a UV ...
- Damn, I'm so freaking excited ...
- Really?!?! I think you shouldn't simply accept that!
+ What do you expect me to do?!
- Well, how about some urine vandalism in his office?
+ You sure? I mean, what if they have UV protection?
- If you really want to do a UV, no UV protection in the world can be strong enough!!!
+ You're right. Let's go and grab some beers. I've got a wonderful idea for a UV ...
- Damn, I'm so freaking excited ...
by UVmaster June 02, 2012
When a person pisses in their hand during masturbation to increase the friction of the rubbing. (Salt in the urine creates more friction.)
by Shaymus99 August 11, 2021
by mysuperfakename October 10, 2020
A random loose pubic hair that falls from inside a man’s pants while he is shaking his snake and lands every so softly at the rim of the urinal.
Tim got done taking a piss and left a nice long urinal lock in the stall. He didn’t even have the decency to knock the lock off the bowl.
by sicko069 May 14, 2009
by Eugine557 February 28, 2009
When you're at a bar with your buddies and every time you take a piss you throw some change in the urinal and keep track of how much is in there until it disappears because someone dug it out.
Damn bro we we played urinal lottery last night and got $1.17 in the urinal before some sorry fucker dug it out of there.
by Annoi boi March 21, 2020