Travel Susan

A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.

Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”

You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”

by FuzzyDiceJams January 2, 2019

traveling room

This is the space that you have a barista leave at the top of your cup of to-go coffee so that it doesn't slosh on your hand as you walk down the street.

Do you need room for cream with your Americano? No, but I'll take some traveling room.

by Elwood88 September 18, 2019

Travasious

A real ass nigga

Travasious is a real ass nigga bro.

by MercyZMercury November 13, 2019

travel porn

Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.

Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

travelgram

to write a postcard, social media post or DM to share a moment from your travels. one part telegram, one part scrapbook, a travelgram lets your friends experience a part of your adventure.

Such a beautiful photo. Gotta send this to my fam #travelgram

by j.muir August 7, 2020

Traveion

Traveion is a BOLD type of nigga. Says what tf he feels and doesn't really care for your opinion. A bully in other words, but he's also a one of a kind. Sure he has his moments but he is a loveable person. He's someone that you should remember forever, I know I will lol. :)

Kelly: "hey how do you feel about Traveion ?"

Amanda: "idk he's kind of mean to me."

by beatnualways June 12, 2020

travender

A bald Ender, or the form travendus takes when entering the tech firm world (2 forms).
Huct main
Under-appreciative of tim hortons
Likes Pac-man

Travender is really getting me down at the moment... I wish he would just shave his head

by Oldest12421 September 19, 2020