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Tooling

General: Custom made tools used to perform a specific task .
Political: Cultured persons that are brainwashed into believing what someone else has told them is true. Political tools
We're tooling up to make cars.
If we put our tooling into action we will win the next election.
by Intelligento July 16, 2008
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tool

Somebody who is used by other but does not know it.

A cock.

A sweet band.

A gun.
Hot Chick:"Hey, Paffel, will you do my geometry, please?

Paffel:(looks at her chest and says yes)

Hot chick:"Thanks, Paffel, I don't know what I would do without you."

Paffel:(Does her work and continues to be a tool)
by Galen Witte March 4, 2008
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Tool

Guy: "Ohh the world is upside down"
GUy #2: "Maybe Tool had a concert!"
by Danevati May 24, 2009
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tool.

a.) is someone who is so stupid that they can only serve at best a few failry simple tasks over and over again, and sucks at everything else. b.) Someone lacking intellegence.
by Scott Farrell November 14, 2005
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tool

Idiots who give up rights for "the greater good".
Real world examples of a tool
" Are you afraid of blizzard finding out your gay love/beastial pr0n??? I mean srsly... its not like your password and stuff is saved in your browsing history at all... let em check the browsing history all they want.. If you have nothing to hide than i think you have nothing to worry about.... I think you are noob anyways if you are using IE in first place."

"If it's for the greater good, why should you be worried about losing some privacy?"
by Wootbeans November 26, 2006
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tool

1. A person who is reading the definition on the Urban dictionary for "tool" over and over again written by different "tools" writing it over and over again.
2. Someone who puts the word "tool" in punctuation marks. Whoops.
3. Someone who is being used by someone else but is too inbred and mindless to realize it.
4. A complete idiot.
5. Someone who thinks the song "Toxicity" is the best song by System of a Down.
Stop reading this definition, you tool!
Hey, you "tool"!
Hey man, I need a ride to the party. I can't go. Ask Sam, he's a tool.
IMMA fiRIn MAH TOol! GEORGE BUUUUUUUUUUUSH!
Toxicity is the best song by SOAD EVAH!!!!!!!! No, it's not, you tool!!!!
by Pokefreak001 December 5, 2009
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tool

One who tries way too hard to be cool.
Wow that guy is a tool. That group of guys looks like a Home Depot special!
by whiteflyer506 October 19, 2006
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