Captains Cupboard

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.

“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.

“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”

“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance”

by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019

Captain Nibbles

Some retarded dude who has a fetish for pancakes and is the captain of nibbling on dicks.

-hopes on chu- what's this? owo -starts doing a captain nibbles on chu dick- sluuuurp why is there white stuff? hehe x3

by Wizard Cat June 27, 2017

captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"

"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".

by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023

Captain's Parrot

When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.

I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.

by Reid R December 17, 2008

Urinal Captain

1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money

3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army

I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line

by TheSewageAuthority March 13, 2015

Pulling a captain

Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.

Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.

by MrVVendetta March 3, 2016

Captain Sully

Based off of the man who landed the plane in the Hudson river.
Used to say "Your a life saver,"

Man one: "Crap i dropped my phone in water and now it won't turn on!"
Man two: "Drop it in some rice for a few hours. It'll make it work."
Man one after the phone works:"Thanks man your such a Captain Sully!"

by Whiteboy9576 April 7, 2010