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Tijuana Titty Fuck

Tijuana Titty Fuck - due to the sleepy Mexican stereotype, this is when you titty fuck Simone while they are asleep or in a sub-conscious state.
Matt didn’t want to wake his wife so he gave her the ol Tijuana Titty Fuck.
by Fredsauce February 26, 2025
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Tijuana diving helmet

Sexy with a foley inserted in the penis
Dave did the Tijuana diving helmet with Amanda
by Chato357 March 22, 2025
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Tijuana Turnpike

When two or three people go to a graveyard and dig up a male dead body. One person puts their mouth on the body's slightly decayed penis while another person puts their mouth on the body’s slightly decayed anus while the other person or people jump onto the body's stomach shooting the mung through the penis and the anus into the first person's mouth.
Me and the guys are heading to the Tijuana Turnpike this Friday at the graveyard. Be there or be square!
by 4R0W3 June 15, 2023
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tijuana tattoo

A form of punishment; generally done by outlaw riders for minor infractions; in which the individual being punished has their neck intentionally burned by being forcefully pressed against the hot exhaust pipes of a motorcycle.
That lil’ fucker was running his mouth so I gave him a Tijuana Tattoo to remember his place.
by Upona_DarkHorse July 13, 2024
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tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.
I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024
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Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs
Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?
by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024
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Tijuana Toothpick

When they ride reverse cowboy after coating your dick in taco seasoning.
That room never smelled the same after I gave her a Tijuana Toothpick.
by Logicalnoise January 18, 2023
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