Thomas

Thomas is a name of a guy who acts like a simp but is really a man whore. He dated every girl and when they break up he goes for another. He tends to use one specific emoji a lot and pretends to be a nice person but he’s just a jerk.

Girl: Thomas likes me
Girl 2: he likes every girl

Girl: he says he’s a simp
Girl 2: that’s his act .. we’ve all been there.

by XxexposedxX June 10, 2020

Thomas

Person with a giant nose and has sex with chicks named Amber cause he cant get any from Brittany

Dude, have you had sex with Brittany yet? nah dude but i did "Thomas" Amber

by John Fulker March 24, 2010

Thomas

A bottom feeding douche bag with a self esteem so low that this person must constantly degrade other people just to feel good about themselves. All of the bravado and big talking in the world cannot make up for how small the penis is on one of these people.

Girl A: God i wish that guy over there would stop messing with my boyfriend.
Girl B: Dont worry, he's just the neighborhood Thomas.

by Hue_Jass69 May 21, 2011

Thomas

A super twin

Thomas and the gang stopped the crime.

by Catwalker1976 December 20, 2016

Thomas

Typically some on with no pubes and a tiny willy. They can also have huge foreheads to which you could build runways on.

Why u thomas. U mad a demechie

by God of girlzzzzzz v0.2 February 26, 2018

Thomas

The grossest smelliest man alive who has an odor of mayo with a very small microscopic penis. Girls run away when seeing this hunk of shit. Typically snitches on parties when not invited, which is all the time, typically has very few friends, and a lot of chest hair on that big tummy

Wow look at that disgusting piece of shit, wow must be a Thomas

by Robs Gay February 1, 2018

Thomas

1. The name of a guy.
2. Wearing pants so tight that you can see the outlines of one's penis.

1. "I'm hanging out with Thomas later tonight."
2. "That dude was totally pulliing a Thomas at school today. I wonder if he has a girlfriend.."

by kelsythegreat July 22, 2009