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enslaved Theo

Trapped in the sex dungeons of his mum and dad. They use his brother’s bathroom and handcuff him to the radiator. His sister comes in and fingers him with her 5 inch nose.
Let’s get that enslaved Theo, he needs a good pounding
by The rays July 3, 2024
mugGet the enslaved Theomug.

Theo

Literally the coolest friend anyone could ask for,he is loyal and is always fun to be around,always cool with everyone and is never mean at all
Theo is so fucking cool
by IsaXx May 11, 2022
mugGet the Theomug.

Theo

Theo is guy with gaigentic penis and everyone likes him
Omg, I fucked theo yesterday and I can't move three days..
by Luca yathat November 22, 2021
mugGet the Theomug.

Theo

Theo is Greek for God oh, but just like the Greeks the only reason anybody believes in God it is because they are old men who just want to touch little boys after church. Search did the Romans and the Greeks in there try sexual orgies they would do four days on on and only sustaining their life with boiled quail eggs and curdled pig fat. They also like to lick the Cooter of fat women. Sorry not Cooter butthole.
Wow oh, that gay homosexual priests sure is a Theo
by The one and only JC May 22, 2022
mugGet the Theomug.

Theo kapsalis

Sexgod

High body count

Threat to your daughters virginity
Theo Kapsalis can you pound my pussy
by Tony DiNozzo of NCIS October 10, 2022
mugGet the Theo kapsalismug.

Theo

“Theo is so amazing!”
by - swag kenma January 31, 2021
mugGet the Theomug.

The law of Theo

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told
Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
by gowk_ February 25, 2020
mugGet the The law of Theomug.

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