Trapped in the sex dungeons of his mum and dad. They use his brother’s bathroom and handcuff him to the radiator. His sister comes in and fingers him with her 5 inch nose.
by The rays July 3, 2024
Get the enslaved Theomug. Literally the coolest friend anyone could ask for,he is loyal and is always fun to be around,always cool with everyone and is never mean at all
Theo is so fucking cool
by IsaXx May 11, 2022
Get the Theomug. by Luca yathat November 22, 2021
Get the Theomug. Theo is Greek for God oh, but just like the Greeks the only reason anybody believes in God it is because they are old men who just want to touch little boys after church. Search did the Romans and the Greeks in there try sexual orgies they would do four days on on and only sustaining their life with boiled quail eggs and curdled pig fat. They also like to lick the Cooter of fat women. Sorry not Cooter butthole.
by The one and only JC May 22, 2022
Get the Theomug. by Tony DiNozzo of NCIS October 10, 2022
Get the Theo kapsalismug. “Theo is so amazing!”
by - swag kenma January 31, 2021
Get the Theomug. The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated
% = __________1________ X 100
2 + people you've told
% = __________1________ X 100
2 + people you've told
Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
by gowk_ February 25, 2020
Get the The law of Theomug.