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Joint Washington

When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!

(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
"Bruh we don't got enough for a full blunt, we gotta roll a Joint Washington!"
by AubChapo October 6, 2016
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Chantyce Washington

Chantyce Washington is a wonderful and sweet person who doesn’t hit or bother anybody and she isn’t crazy or bi polar she is just a calm ,beautiful person
omg Chantyce Washington is so sweet
yea she is so nice I love her so much
by Aniya Carter March 13, 2022
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Kalama, Washington

A very small town filled with so many fucking stoners that the high school has a drug dog at it ever week. Although, many of the students are self-claimed Jesus freaks that go to church because they think its the "cool" thing to do, although, they usually just got get drunk or have sex after, except for a few who really are Jesus-freaks. Not to mention they only go on Wednesdays to youth group and neglect the fact that Sunday is the real day to celebrate God. If you go to Kalama, then it usually means that your education sucks. The majority are retards and many go on to drop out, especially the vast quantity of emo's that pro-create within the halls. Also, the class of 2010 seemed to have never heard of condoms before since at least 5 girls that year graduated with kids. Although, that trend is continuing on with all the girls, including the majority of 14 year olds who are ending up pregnant, or at least saying they are. Not to mention all the bipolar crazy bitches that go there, watch or or you may get one, the are often darker skinned. That should narrow it down considering it is mainly a town full of white people. Typically, your are going to deal with stuck up christian rich kids, druggies up the ass, emo fags or simply some rednecks. Hell the majority of the town wears romeos. And the majority of the girls are dirty sluts, and the guys are straight up asshole manwhores. So I guess it all fits together right?
Fuck it's those Kalama, Washington bitches again. Oh God.
by ktownwhores November 29, 2011
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Washington-Capital

Someone who greatly underachieves.
Dude, you had a 4.0 in high school and you flunked out of college? Your'e such a Washington-Capital!
by D-Train312 August 18, 2012
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Washington, DC

The capital of the United States. Named because it's a dirty city in need of a TON of WASHING. The "DC" then obviously stands for "Dirty City".

Washington, DC is probably best known for it's vibrant ghettos where top of the line crack is sold and consumed on a daily basis.
Let's go to Washington, DC to score some crack tonight! oh yea!
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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Washington Township

Fuckin best place on Earth. Other towns suck our wieners, we rape in ALL sports, especially football (only minutemen). Everyone wishes they could live there or be us. Everyone says we're the richest town ever, but thats bullshit. We fight for survival here, nothing is handed to you. If you wanna live, watch your fuckin back and dont talk shit about TWP!!
"You live in Washington Township?"

BOOM! Headshot
by TWPman6969 March 6, 2011
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George Washington

The guy on the dollar bill and the quarter

One of the founding fathers of the US.
Commander of the Continental Army.
First President of the US.
Served 2 terms, ending in 1796.
Left John Adams (second president) with lots of problems to solve.
His Farewell Address told the nation to stay out of European Affairs.
George Washington doesn't write his own speeches and failed spelling (that is, if they even have spelling as a subject in school back then, but nevertheless, it's true.)
by squee1 September 13, 2005
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