Urine Idiot

The more literal translation of "you're an Idiot" it's shorter to write as a sentence and both sides get a good laugh out of the situation.

Douche: Hey Man, I have feelings too, just because I bang 20 chicks a day doesn't mean I'm a douche..

Funny Guy: Man, You're an Idiot. Get it? Urine Idiot! HAHAHA!

Douche: HAHAHAHAHA!

by LuftWafflesTheFuhrersFavourite November 12, 2009

urination proclamation

When you laugh so hard that you pee your pants, and then mention it to your friends.

Marty: Hahahahahaha. I just peed my pants.

John: Ew. Dont give me a urination proclamation.

by Eugine557 February 28, 2009

Urinal mop

A piece of clothing that hangs down and drags the floor while walking, untied shoe laces, baggy pants, to big for your ass trousers.

At the gas station. Mommy Mommy would you tie my shoe's, sure come here, man these shoe's sure smell like piss, where have you been, just the bath room Mommy it was nasty in there.
Look honey these hispanic boys are wearing those trendy urinal mop trousers, there parents must be proud.

by 1-rog November 27, 2007

Urinal lock

A random loose pubic hair that falls from inside a man’s pants while he is shaking his snake and lands every so softly at the rim of the urinal.

Tim got done taking a piss and left a nice long urinal lock in the stall. He didn’t even have the decency to knock the lock off the bowl.

by sicko069 May 14, 2009

urine hand

When a person pisses in their hand during masturbation to increase the friction of the rubbing. (Salt in the urine creates more friction.)

Rubbing my dick dry wasn't working, had to give myself the urine hand.

by Shaymus99 August 10, 2021

Urine Pee On

A damn colonizer. Aka European.

He’s a urine pee on explorer.

by mysuperfakename October 9, 2020

urine vandalism

urine vandalism (short: UV)

Like normal vandalism, just by the use of your/someone else's urine.

Adapted from Wiktionary:

Willful damage or destruction of any property with no other purpose than damage or destruction of said property using urine.

+ Yesterday, my boss laid me off. He's such an asshole!
- Really?!?! I think you shouldn't simply accept that!
+ What do you expect me to do?!
- Well, how about some urine vandalism in his office?
+ You sure? I mean, what if they have UV protection?
- If you really want to do a UV, no UV protection in the world can be strong enough!!!
+ You're right. Let's go and grab some beers. I've got a wonderful idea for a UV ...
- Damn, I'm so freaking excited ...

by UVmaster November 14, 2012