Possum boy

A guy who befriends groups of beautiful women with the hopes of “shooting their shot”. They are a sort of scavenger in a harmless way. When confronted on their intentions, they play dead.

“I planned a girl day at the beach, plus our possum boy of course!”

by Greasy strangler June 27, 2024

playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.

I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.

by anonymous November 19, 2021

Drowning the possum

To try and make sweet love to a woman with a flaccid penis

Dude I drank too much last night and ended up drowning the possum

by BABARACUS December 12, 2019

Possum Dick

Possum Dick

Possum Dick

by ლ(╹◡╹ლ) October 19, 2019

possum

it means ur gay

"im possum" = "im gay"

by cocksuck420 December 13, 2021

possum

a gay ass faggot who sucks cock

gayass fag

"im possum, i like men and make out with them"

by cocksuck420 December 13, 2021

wannabe possum

a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)

"Hi I'm Wannabe Possum"
"Wow, so you're gay"

by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018