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Infinity

The only incomprehensible thing made by humans. It's not a number, it's a concept. Also what 6 year olds do to flex their knowledge and the worst thing you could say to a googologist.
First Example:
6yo one: Hey I know a really big number
6yo two: What?
6yo one: a trillion!
6yo two: I know a bigger number!
6yo one: What number?
6yo two: Infinity! It's bigger than every number.
6yo one: but what about Infinity plus one?
6yo two: Still Infinity!
6yo one: wtf you talkin

Second Example:
Idiot: hey aarex!
Aarex Tiaokhiao: what?
Idiot: I know a number that is bigger than every number you "invented"
Aarex Tiaokhiao: don't tell me it's...
Idiot: Infinity!
Aarex Tiaokhiao: (slaps his forehead as hard as possible)
by mrqwerty112358 August 23, 2021
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zero times infinity

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
by Jekr December 10, 2018
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negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.
"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"
by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023
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infinity college

its a place
kinda alrtight
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by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 1, 2022
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Infinity gauntlet

A bukkake where 5 men simultaneously ejaculate on a woman's face when snaps her fingers together
Friend 1:you what did you get up to last night
Friend 2: not much just performed and infinity gauntlet with a couple of mates
by MikeOxlong419 September 3, 2020
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infinity crack

The continuous nature of a woman’s butt crack to the front crack. Contrasted by the abrupt end of a man’s crack by the taint.
My underwear was all up in my infinity crack at work today.
by P00bags June 30, 2021
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Infinity

Infinity is endless. Not only meaning you won't make it to the end, but also that it's the amount of balls that can fit in ya jaws. And it's the only number that doesn't even exist.
Person 1: How many things do you have to do?
Person 2: Infinity.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Infinity, i have to do an endless amount of things.
Person 1: Human brains already do infinite things by breathing, even when you dream.
Person 2: Ok so?
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