PISS FLAPS

The Outer labia

your outer labia is looking lovely today

by big john December 17, 2003

meat flaps

Same as Meat Curtains. Also known as "roast beef". When a chicks pussy lips are too long and they flap in the breeze like dumbo ears.

That bitch has some nasty meat curtains.

by spankme March 17, 2003

PISS FLAPS

females vaginal covering often flap in the wind

"oh my god jennys got huge piss flaps"

by Jim Bob March 8, 2003

shit flaps

arse hole with over defined lips ( ie andrew pickles aka c.u.n.t)

shut it shit flaps

by andy pickles February 22, 2009

rib flaps

the dead skin hanging from the used-to-be titties covering the rib cage of an old lady or neglected pensioner.
usually occurs to woman aged between 50 and 80.
also to men tending to overindulge as couch potatoes watching porn.

clip from "there's something about Mary", the movie.
Starring Cameron Diaz and an old lady with rib flaps.

by Mountain dwarf May 3, 2007

baloney flap

a mildly derogatory, but oddly humorous name for female genetalia, specifially the inner labia.(see: beef curtain)

Wow, that chick's baloney flap is hanging out of her thong!!

What's up, baloney flap?

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

flap attack

to violently flap ones penis all up and around anothers face, prefferibly a sleeping or disabled person.

go flap attack that stationary motherfucker!

by stackattack January 2, 2011