Kangaroo Court

Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.

"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson

by Pollitica June 9, 2023

crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. Guilty if you have a crush and innocent if not. You don't go to jail or have to pay in this kind of court. Evidence such as photos, videos or audio recording may be used against the suspect.

Person 1: I just got sent to crush court and the worst was they had evidence!
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.

by AppleEater321123 April 18, 2024

Jerez Court

a cul-de-sac next to a golf course where rich people who play golf don't swing correctly and break windows...

Jerez Court residents sure seem to have a lot of broken windows.

by myboys May 14, 2009

Courts on

A question used to gauge the verdict on a topic, usually implying a consensus (a “court”).

“Courts on watching Love Island tonight?”
*all those in favor raise their hands*

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022

peace court

Basically Someone who goes to different countries to help people in need.Yeet

Jummy: what are you gonna do when school is over?
Jagan: I am gonna join the Peace Court.
Jummy: Yeet

Jagan:Noice

by Jagan Junmy November 28, 2018

Order in the court

When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row

She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court”

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

court man

A man that likes to play with basketball courts

MOM: "Hi"
YOU:" you're such a court man"

by the hamburgaluurr December 31, 2018