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willow weaving

Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame
This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there
by Alan Morissette January 2, 2018
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beave-weave

a pubic hair style characterized by long woven braids
Nashiqua spent all her rent money on a beave-weave and a pack of Newports so now she has been relegated to hoeing in order to avoid being evicted by her landlord.
by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023
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Pull yo weave

It’s a VERY harmful weapon first used by females. It can hurt the scalp and even worse pull yo tracks out. ⚠️WARNING⚠️ DON’T PUT WEAVE IN WHEN YOU GOT BEEF.
Bitch I will pull yo weave out dumb bitch!
by Taytortot September 7, 2020
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Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.
That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.
by Grimy dog October 2, 2020
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The Weave

Definition of "The Weave":
The Weave is a conversational style where a speaker, often a figure like Donald Trump, connects various ideas and anecdotes—some seemingly unrelated—into a larger, cohesive message. Rather than delivering a direct argument, The Weave allows the speaker to engage the audience through tangents and relatable stories, ultimately circling back to reinforce the main point. This style resonates with people who appreciate deeper nuances and shared sentiments over strict factual precision, recognizing that truth can exist even if each detail isn't meticulously exact. - ChatGPT (Luke Groundwalker)

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Example of "The Weave" in a sentence:
"Trump’s speeches use The Weave, moving from personal stories to big-picture ideas, connecting with supporters by focusing on shared struggles and values over strict facts."

Direct Quotes from Donald Trump Demonstrating "The Weave":

Theo Von Podcast Transcript: Trump reminisces about his personal connections and tells stories about his sons, the economy, and fighters like Dana White. In a reflection on his son’s accomplishments and his family's bond, Trump weaves personal stories back into discussions on American resilience, saying:

“My kids, they’re good guys... You talk about a great guy, how about Dana White? Good job he does, right?... UFC became my favorite sport during the pandemic because Dana was brave enough to stay open.”

Patrick Bet-David Podcast Transcript: Trump discusses the broken healthcare system and his family’s values, bringing his family story into larger societal issues:

"My brother was incredible... He’d always tell me, 'Don’t drink, don’t drink,'... And that’s why I never touched alcohol... We’ve got to look at how to help families. So many Americans are dealing with addiction, and it’s ripping apart communities.”
by Luke Groundwalker November 11, 2024
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Yank weave

The day when people yank weave out of other people head. That weave is so ugly do just yank it. It occurs on APRIL 16
Whoa I wanna yank that weave out of her head. Today is national yank weave day.
by chill_daniela May 26, 2018
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Weaving Traffic

The art of driving through congested traffic at higher speeds, one lane to the next often with near misses.
*Police are creating or already have "weaving" laws!
I was super late to work and fencers were in the fast lane. I started weaving traffic and got a $250 ticket in Denver!
by Xanalu September 14, 2025
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