Weave

The art of dodging hands

Person 1: Yo did you see how Jaxy dodged all them punches yesterday
Person 2: Yeah, his opponent threw like 14 punches and missed every one of them
Person 1: His weave game is immaculate

by DaNeekers January 7, 2022

Weaving Traffic

The art of driving through congested traffic at higher speeds, one lane to the next often with near misses.
*Police are creating or already have "weaving" laws!

I was super late to work and fencers were in the fast lane. I started weaving traffic and got a $250 ticket in Denver!

by Xanalu September 14, 2025

Yank weave

The day when people yank weave out of other people head. That weave is so ugly do just yank it. It occurs on APRIL 16

Whoa I wanna yank that weave out of her head. Today is national yank weave day.

by chill_daniela May 26, 2018

Weaves snatched

Describe that ur impressed. Ex. When ur getting a “wow” breeze so hard that ur wig snatch’s.

Me: *watch’s a SPECTACULAR show*
Also me: Dammmmmmn....my wig snatched..!
(Weaves snatched)

by Dadancin’potato July 1, 2019

fart weave

A weave made entirely of donkay tail strands

Damn her fart weave looking fresh

by Stellmar July 6, 2017

Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.

That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

Weave

Horse hair that females put in their hair to make them look cool.

Girl #1: " Girl look at her weave I could just pull it out."
Girl #2: "Nah Girl you extra"

by BellRose369 February 5, 2019