When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks
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Get the Ultimate Milkshake mug.I cant wait to have my last pack of pop-tarts... WTF!!?? WHO THE F#$% ATE MY LAST POP TARTS!!!!!!!?? I now know ultimate frustration...
by Gaziltapig January 1, 2012
Get the Ultimate frustration mug.A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.
The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.
The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.
Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?
Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!
Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!
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Get the Ultimate Fiddler mug.An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass
Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
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