Ultimate Fiddler

A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.

The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.

Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?

Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!

by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 5, 2023

Ultimate Lifeform

Basically any lifeform beyond perfection, and there's loads of them (see Shadow The Hedgehog, Kars and Fecto Elfilis)

Well you're not the ultimate lifeform, that's for sure

by StarKirbo June 27, 2022

Ultimate Simp

A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters

"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"

by CottonDreams June 1, 2021

ultimate daddy

Pitbull..... that's it.

Pitbull is the ultimate daddy

by EvisceratedMuke March 31, 2020

Ultimate Delicacy

The food you get when you defeat the Dark Lord of Miitopia (the first one).

Originally, I thought all Miis loved the Ultimate Delicacy. However, I fed it to one of them and they hated it.

by virilie September 15, 2020

ultimate chad

The man who has the most dominant and powerful aura surrounding him.

Cole: “Did you see Big E hit that backflip before?”

Mike: “I did, he’s the ultimate chad”

by SligBomey March 28, 2021

the ultimate shake

It's when a girl is sucking off a guy and once the guy starts to cum he pushes down on her her head wich causes her to puke but she ends up swallowing it all

Guy: bro I just gave my girl the ultimate shake. She's a trooper

Friend: what's that?
Guy: picture puke, jizz, (her spit), Dick and her juice all together. Then swallow that...

by Cool guy Kevin April 24, 2016