Pencil slam

The placing of ones pencil loudly onto their desk after finishing a test. Most often used to signify your speed testing superiority over everyone still testing.

Often followed by leaning back in the desk and arm crossing.

*Whisper* Did you see that pencil slam? What a nerd!

by doctordevon August 10, 2009

UD Slammed

When the fuck stick editors repeatedly deny your definitions you've been UD Slammed.

I tried a hundred times to put Bruce Hooper in the UD, but I keep getting denied. I've been UD Slammed.

by Limon_Jello September 26, 2013

spider slam

The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.

My girl walked in while I was taking a dump and gave me a spider slam.

by themooserislooser November 20, 2010

slam spunk

when you jhizz in your hand and slap your gilr in the face

"I slam spunked that bitch!"

by maintenance_strokes October 20, 2016

slam handles

Using ass cheeks as handles to slam your dick into holes.

Tim looks for girls with big slam handles to smash out

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.

Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...

by slam blasted March 22, 2020

slam and jerk

A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!

Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
Oh.

by icesk8inglovr March 16, 2011