Slippery Shouldered

To shrug off ones own responsibility in a situation or act. To let the weight,burden or blame of a wrong doing fall off of one's conscience by brushing the responsibility to some one else.

When John's boss was angry for his department's bad performance, he became Slippery Shouldered by explaining that company did not have the right equipment.

by Supermama October 18, 2008

shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.

Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!

by Ray Albright January 1, 2009

Shoulder browse

When someone is looking at a screen, notebook, newspaper etc) over the main user's shoulder or from the side.

It can be with or without consent.

To peek, glance, look slyly

Husband: Shop shoulder browsing me, I am not looking at dirty pics!
Wife: well I have to make sure, dont I?

OR

Jim: Man we should check this bar out. The ambiance looks great in the photos.
Ross: Gimme the laptop, let me see.
Jim: Come over here and see (shoulder browse). I am not handing you my precious laptop!

OR

Rachel: Mommy! she keeps shoulder browsing me and wont let me read my email in private.
Sarah: She is emailing to boys from her phone!
Mom: Sarah leave her alone! Rachel you know I have the password to your email so keep it clean.

OR

"Dude I totally shoulder surfed this test" (cheated by looking at other's tests)

OR

When a person sitting next to you in a bus, airplain etc reads your magazine, newpaper.

by rollercoastervj August 27, 2010

Third Shoulder

a shoulder that you lean on that isn't yours; of a best friend

He's my third shoulder. He always listens to my rants.

by lilshabab February 15, 2018

human shoulder

A large sweaty mass of a person who's proportions make him/her resemble a walking, talking shoulder.

Rich, I can't take it anymore. The Human Shoulder's incessant whining and loudspeaker voice are driving me insane.

by zm July 25, 2003

Bum shoulder

A hip

My mother had to get a bum shoulder replacement

by LemonySnickets September 18, 2022

bacon shoulders

to sit behind someone in a lecture and nestle bacon on their shoulders in the interest of creating an aura of humiliation around the individual

im going to make that nerd with the lazy eye bacon shoulders next period, he deserves it!!

by matt porter April 23, 2008