Rank

When you bitch out of something. When someone doesn’t follow through. Cancel plans!

Veronica don’t rank out on tonight’s plans.

by Tire118 February 22, 2018

Rank Feigner

Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.

Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?

Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"

Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"

by thelastofadyingbreed October 3, 2022

Rank

Something that really sucks or make no sense

1: "Bro i failed my test"
2: "thats so rank"

by Chocothunder February 26, 2022

Rank beggar

a dumbass who keeps begging for ranks. More abundant if the person knows you in real life (if you are an admin or anyone who can grant ranks)

Person 1: gIbE mE dA rAnK
Person 2: no! die rank beggar!

by some dude irl December 18, 2019

rank-of-importance

Arrangement of several issues, tools, people, depending on what share of usefulness each will take if prioritized on a particular period of time.

Let me use the rank-of-importance to sort out old customer orders before the new ones arrive.

by Walkoment October 31, 2020

Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.

Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'

by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025

CGS RANK

A rank which jordan and sleepie have decided to take from the talented and kind jamescgs.
this rank also has powerful things that you take from jamescgs when you take this rank from him like his pride.

jordan and sleepie took cgs rank away from jamescgs even though he paid a dollar for it

by jamescgs November 27, 2021