A bedtime, gladiator level competition between two sides of the brain: One side that wants to sleep and the other that is high as a motherfucker.
John: Dude, could you sleep after eating that 50mg cookie last night?
Drew: No way man. I was in the Mental Olympics for like two hours.
Drew: No way man. I was in the Mental Olympics for like two hours.
by Webster 2021 April 15, 2021

When a male or female, places their head on the ground or base of a chair, raises their butthole towards the sky (straight up) and releases a fart upon proper signaling. It is representative of the classic lighting of the Olympic torch that is used at an Olympic games.
Lex "Nick light the Olympic torch up baby!"
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on
by blackhawk700 December 5, 2019

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.
by Jc the Og December 15, 2018

When the male is on his back full erection and the female does a front flip onto him landing flawlessly on his Weiner
by Str8up8up1 April 6, 2021

The name says everything you need to know about them, they are games. Anybody that tries to tell you the athletes aren't there to play because they are the most skilled athletes in the world at their event doesn't know what they are talking about. No matter how competitive a game can get, no matter what is on the line, and no matter what record is broken, it is always going to be just a game, and nothing more. Good Will Hunting explained it, some people can just play at an instrument, Will could just play at equations, and athletes can just play at their sport. Of course it will require time, effort, training, and practice to play well, the same kind of dedication peole put toward their jobs, but it really is still just playing at the end of the day. Most people in the world don't clock in for a work day at a gym because it's not a work place, it's somewhere people go to practice or train at their talent, not their work.
Talent and work are not the same thing, which is why most people go to work, then they play on their time off if they do at all (sports, other things if they have a talent at anything). The Olympic Games are not leisure in the sense that most people have of leisure, they are not the same thing as vacation, they require more time, energy, effort, and dedication than vacation or leisure, but they are still games, and as long as they are games, the athletes in them are playing. Any time somebody starts calling anything called games or sports something else, or says that athletes or players are not playing, they are doing something else, is missing the point and calling things something other than what they are.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

The circus that is the Olympics.
If you think the Olympic big top is a joke, the illusion that the Olympic games are serious and meant to be taken seriously might be lost. Then they might have to rescript the whole thing, that's no fun.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.
by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021
