Gacha Mechanics

Gambling, but in videogames

Greedy game company: I-It's not gambling, i-i-i'ts uhh, gacha mechanics!!!111!!!!!!111!111!1 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Normal person: My man Gacha mechanics and gambling are literally the same.

by somebody10291029102 June 5, 2022

Aircraft Mechanic

An individual who does precise guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

She like me more cuz Im an aircraft mechanic

by LuckyCloudz October 3, 2025

Quantum Jiggle Mechanics

the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle

Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.

by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023

Mechanic

The mechanic is when a guy tucks his hard dick and sits on the edge of a chair. His bitch slides under his legs and jacks and sucks him till she changes the oil.

Hey girl feel like changing my oil? I need a good mechanic.

by Oilfield diver September 11, 2021

Social Mechanics

The Art of Becoming a Cyborg through the relationship of logic and Legal Paralegal writings

Spock said “Social Mechanics”is his only writings

by TheHangMan December 16, 2024

Mechanically Totaled

A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.

My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023

milk crate mechanic

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.

by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014