a london

a hoe or a slut that sends nudes to everyone and everything

person: bro don't fuck with her she's a london, she'll send nudes to your damn dog!

by jsianwbdejaisbsn September 3, 2016

London Ontario

A town near the America-Ontario border, about two hours away from Greater Toronto Area. Boring as heck, nothing exciting to do unless you live near Masonville and have way too much money. Strict as heck school board, they hire teachers from RMC. Friendly town, but e x t r e m e l y BORING, as stated before. Honestly can't wait to get out of here and move out for college.

person a: are you staying in London Ontario for university?

person b: why would i want to stay in this tiny, boring, depressing, uninteresting mess of a town? i'm moving out towards toronto or california.

by ramenrnoodlessss September 14, 2018

London steamer

Farting in an elevator while masturbating.

On my way back from the bar i gave my self a london steamer, sharted, and left my underwear in the hotel elevator.

by Roughnhungrydonkey847 May 18, 2015

London Sasquatch

Having sex with a old british lady with a hairy vagina, preferably in her 90's and on her death bed

Hey bro sorry about your grandma

Don't worry she got her dying wish

Really? What was it

Doing the old London sasquatch on her

by Barkleyman05 March 31, 2016

london hymas

london hymas is an awesome girl! she is an actual icon and is always the first to do dumb stuff. this is a girl who whole heartedly believes in the Avril Lavigne conspirousy theaory. she is at the center of a lot of drama and she doesn’t know what half of it is. mostly friend drama. she is an amazing therapist.

girl one: hey did you see london hymas
girl two: oh ya! she’s a real icon!

by lynnyloohoo December 25, 2018

London Language

It's the language used from only the best native english speakers.

It sounds something like that:
>Mine is the spokeing of the good london language<

or if you ask for direction on street as example:
>Can you shouldn't had done to showing mine the directioning to the place I would have liking to went<

by Thespookynocturnal July 4, 2018

London Delgado

London Delgado is the World’s Most Awesome Person!! She is also the most beautiful person in the entire world and the most Talented!! She is also very nice, humble, sweet, funny, loving, caring, cool, and everything wonderful about the world!!

Wow!! She’s so Beautiful!! She’s a London Delgado!!

by The Most Awesome Person! February 9, 2019