Kung Fu

An overrated martial art that is popular due to Chinese movies and media attention. It's actually rather behind-the-times, rigid, and not very effective in this day and age. It's still a beautiful martial art to watch with an interesting history, but in all honesty, you'd probably be just as well off with a traditional boxing, wrestling, Taekwondo, or Karate school if you were looking to get into some sort of martial arts training.

That's not to say that Kung Fu is useless or that it isn't great for other facets of life, but it's reputation as a hugely powerful martial art is a bit too flattering.

Perhaps if you dedicated your life to Kung Fu training or moved to a Shaolin Temple then the results of your training may turn out differently, but you don't have to worry that your buddy who takes Kung Fu classes twice a week can twist you up into a pretzel. It just doesn't work that way in real life.

Guy A: Man, we should take Kung Fu!
Guy B: Let me guess... you were watching the TV series yesterday?
Guy A: Yeah, man! The DVD box-set is out!

by Anonymous Lurker December 22, 2005

shaq fu

the worst game ever made. worse than dr. jekell and mr. hyde, equinox, and even halo 3.

dude, this is the worst thing since shaq fu

by DaneBramaged August 19, 2008

kung fu

Cambridge rhyming slang for lighter- kung fu fighter

Oi Ben pass the kung fu!

by robuttt October 7, 2006

fu k

When you try to type fuck but click the space bar and say fu k

Mark: Fu k
John: did you say fu k what the fu k
Mark:...

John:...

by ArcadeButCooler June 28, 2021

Fu Xuan

A short woman who you shouldn’t mess with otherwise you’re doomed. Like who doesn’t love her!

“Oh you know Fu Xuan?”

“Oh yeah. She’s the best the character in Star Rail!”

by Ami 💍 September 5, 2023

fus day

(First day) Coined by the rastafaris in Guyana to refer to their birthdays

ehi man! deh new day ez I man fus day, yuh mus pas roun fuh leh we bun some carn.

Hi, tomorrow is my birthday, you are invited to past by my place to share in smoking mariguana

by bushfox May 29, 2009

Yoga Fu

When a fairy, fuck boy threatens violence relying on his sweaty, Bikram style Yoga Fu. Definitely a mixture of downward dog and monkey style. This would scare a redneck to death coming at him.

Watch out Cletus, that little twit's coming at you with some freaky Yoga Fu .

by The Conjurer December 15, 2020