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Evan

He is understandable and will let you tell him anything and won’t tell a soul. Evans Love their girlfriends and snuggling with them. Evans are tough on the out side and sweet and kind in the inside. They are very athletic and competitive and once you get an Evan don’t let them go they are 1 in a million
Girl 1: OMG look how hot he is!!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan
by emily920 January 11, 2018
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Evan

The coolest guy on earth.

He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018
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Evan

He is a fat hoe with a 30 minute 5k time and is also the gayest person alive and is a BOOMER
Bruh Evan is a hoe
by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019
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Evan

A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay
by Ealgivf February 4, 2019
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Evan

evan is a headcase
by arrrrrrrgg June 25, 2019
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Evan

An amazing person. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for and more. He’s cute, adorable, funny, and most of all the biggest dork you will ever meet. If you have an Evan in your life make sure he knows how thankful you are that he’s around. Oh, and don’t let him go.
Hey is that dude an Evan?
Yeah of course he is, he’s the biggest dork I know.
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Evan

Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"
by Albert Alien June 24, 2018
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