Ditch Porn

Pornographic magazine found along the roadside.

I just found some ditch porn on my five mile run today!

by Ditchpornman September 16, 2020

ditch the cardboard

Adj., the act of contractors or apprentices taking turns building cardboard restroom stalls from all the scrap shipping boxes, cutting out a glory hole in them, then being quite the gentlemen and allowing each other a turn while trading spots inside and out. Ditching the cardboard, to ditch the cardboard, going to ditch some cardboard.

Contractor 1 and contractor 2 went out to the shop to ditch the cardboard. They couldn’t decide who would ditch the cardboard first.

by Sootynukkels December 1, 2020

Dick and Ditch

The act of leaving/ditching after finally getting the one thing he wanted, sex.

M 1: hey man how are you and Sally?
M2: we don't talk anymore, I decided to dick and ditch.

by kfdx February 15, 2019

Ditch Loaf

An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).

Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!

by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020

butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole

Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017

Ditch wank

Ditch wank - meaning to pleasure one's self in a ditch with the use of a hand.

I.E - I just had an amazing ditch wank!

by crashandburnds December 14, 2009

pickle ditch

a disgusting girl that gets around - hence her lady parts are the ditch in which many pickles have visited.

"Dude, I wouldn't hook up with Emily she's probably got a few STDs from being the town pickle ditch."

by Learn2ride May 6, 2015