Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.
On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).
by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016
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3rd degree scruff

When you make out with a guy with facial hair and the scruff rubs against your skin. The burn!
He gave me a 3rd degree scruff last night.
by hehehoho24 October 04, 2021
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5th degree murder

5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)
"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"
by Johnny Blade June 01, 2023
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a rocket thrust (in gimbal) that is angled half of the degree as long as it is equal or less than 45
"That rocket has a forty-five and below lateral or lenticular angle in truncated degree thruster to make it turn a little to the left!"
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Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.
by Shadownode January 05, 2024
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First Degree Drunk

The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder
Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
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ftw degree

'Fries With That?' Degree n.
A college or university degree with no real prospect of employment. Recipients will likely end up working fast food to pay the bills, and burning their diploma to keep warm.
"Hey man, you hear Mary is taking a BA in Ukrainian Folklore?"
"Yea man, total FTW degree."
by B.Sc. October 09, 2013
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