daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen

"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'

by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014

the daily

Apple and Rupert Murdoch's botched attempt at trying to make you pay for news. While filled with cool iPad effects, the novelty wears off quickly when you realize the articles are crap.

I read The Daily once, it was crap. Nothing of substance that I couldn't get for free elsewhere, and without spending $500.

by forever__alone February 22, 2011

The Daily Bugle

A sex method in which a glory hole located on the ceiling is used by someone with adhesive hands

Spider-Man likes to do the daily bugle, with Mary Jane on the floor above

by GraveDohl1994 February 20, 2024

daily checkup

The sexual act performed on yourself either by yourself or from someone else to keep you going for the day.

John: Yo where's James?

Jake: I think he's upstairs having a daily checkup.

by Samliv October 19, 2015

daily

a beautiful gangsta ass girl . she’s had her own way of doing things . she’s named after what she does daily .

i wish my name was daily

by maryland lewis January 7, 2018

annual daily

when you do something every day of the year; 365 days

"Here's the annual daily traffic"

by wtfiswrongwithpeople21 January 31, 2017

daily ricer

contrary to its close relative, the rice rocket, a daily ricer is a car manufactured by Asian automakers with no performance enhancing stickers or giant drag inducing fins. These cars are used most commonly for driving to and from work. Usually powered by small four cylinder engines they are great on fuel and don't cost a lot of money to drive.

Oh, I see, that must be your daily ricer!

by Not.quite.Vtec February 22, 2011