Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).
by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022
Get the crooked mudflapmug. a extremly small crooked penis that u can trim but grows back everytime no matter what you can train your crook to be a little straighter by jacking off, just visit our site www.uncrook.com for tips and support!
Isabelle: « wow! last night was... uh something i did it with a crook i didnt feel nothing»
Joey: «ah... not again!...»
Joey: «ah... not again!...»
by Tasty Crooks May 10, 2017
Get the Crookmug. by Wiseone57 May 6, 2022
Get the Crooked Dickmug. When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
by Chonga December 24, 2021
Get the crooked jerky jockeymug. Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019
Get the Jacob Crooksmug. A pro Epic gamer who is obviously the best streamer on twitch, YouTube and literally every streaming platform.
"Who's the best streamer in the world?" "Crooke!"
by its.Crooke August 7, 2019
Get the Crookemug. by kanas sucks May 15, 2024
Get the Crooked Joe Bidenmug.