cousin kisser

Someone from the southern United States

Fuck all cousin kissers

by The molesta August 27, 2016

cousin sandwich

When you go to fantasy girls and sandwich a sloot between you and your cousin and high five and talk about baseball while she gasps for air.

Bro the cousin sandwich last was unforgettable. Johnson was unbelievable.

by bconz20 October 13, 2021

tush cousin

Cousins cousin

My tush cousin is awesome!

by Sisinuss March 4, 2023

Cousin Josh

7’2 certified redneck with hella tattoos and a massive cock

don’t fuck with cousin josh that fool will end you.

by da coochie killa January 16, 2021

champion cousin

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.

"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"

by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014

Fenian cousin

An individual to whom one has no blood connection but a deep relationship through the catholic church.

“He didn’t make a donation last Sunday, are you sure he’s your fenian cousin?”

by Dreaming of Friday August 20, 2023

cousin fucker

tizzy

Wow tizzy is such a cousin fucker

by elsavador chicken nuggets May 27, 2020