I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

by TitanBlast April 27, 2021

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National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 7, 2017

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Calm the Salt

To chill oneself and calm down, hence "calming" the "salt"

She needed to "calm the salt" when she went off on that guy for cheating.

by legit123 #dab January 30, 2017

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Terminator calm

So calm a person will only fight back to either complete a mission or when attempted to be destroyed by other lifeforms.
Terminators don't "feel any pain, remorse, or fear. And they will absolutely not stop until Skynet rules this world".

M8 I swear they were fucking around him like flies but he was calm, like, terminator calm.

by CANT FIND A PSEUDO March 10, 2017

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