Player two

When someone (almost always a male) asks you to be their “Player Two” (between 9:00pm & 3:00am at their home) instead of being just a second player on a shared game system usually eludes to “One time” sexual advances, such as making out, reciprocated oral, usually hand-jobs, (you being the said, “player two” with their “joystick/Joy-stick”) But almost never normal sex. It’s mostly common for close friends who are curious, stoned, drunk, pubescent, or sexually closeted. The event usually is kept secret between the two in the form of an inside joke or nickname pertaining to being a—
“Player Two“

“Kendrick— why do you say that Jason is your player two at Halo, he sucks at the controls and your never online?

Danny—he’s my player two because I love shooting the blasters with him...

Jason—(blushing) (pissed) SHUT UP!!!

Kendrick— (confused)

by Qazx gg 12 March 12, 2021

Press two

Press two is a battle cry in the era of the Napoleon wars. It was mainly used by the British army.

Drop the fucking flag! I said, PRESS 2 you fucking ape! PRESS TWO!!!!

by NOTLAHAVATALL October 2, 2021

Two for Tupac

The sacrifice of two items to commemorate death of Tupac Shakur.

Person A: Hey, I got some soda. -opens can of soda-
Person B: -takes can- Two for Tupac. -pours two drops of soda onto the floor-
Person A: Dude, are you high?

by takatakita September 3, 2013

too two

In colloquial Chinese, the adjective two (or 2) can sometimes mean bad, vulgar, absurd or any form of inappropriate behaviour.

If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.

He who thinks the world is "too simple, sometimes naive" is too two.

by the.user.name.is.taken November 30, 2010

blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens

the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.

by polruan November 18, 2009

two direction

one direction after Zayn took the four album too seriously and left

do you like one direction?
don't you mean two direction
oh yea

by Larryskrub April 3, 2015

Two Chains

Whether bound by chain of iron or gold, one remains nonetheless bound.

I was flossin' my bling yo when some happy motherfucker looks me dead in the eye and says, "I wonder if you understand what these ostentatious restraints around your neck say about you?" It was then that I realized I have allowed this shiny rock, and the ideas associated with and superimposed onto it by others, to define my perspective of true value. I need to step out of Babylon because I've been played my whole life like a yo-yo!

That is when I came to understand the concept of two chains began to prioritize love, wisdom and positivity.

by The Luminous Lion July 3, 2017