beer ticket

a bill usually larger than $1 used to purchase beer

I got some beer tickets, let go to the bar or I can't go to the game cause i'm out of beer tickets

by homing@workky August 10, 2008

golden ticket

A swingers free pass to have one-on-one sex, similar to a date or affair, with another swinger. Usually recieved for 'taking one for the team' or getting the 'softie'. example: I used my golden ticket to go have sex with *name* at his house. His wife was out of town but gave him permission.

Hubby said I can cum play with you tonight, cuz I earned a golden ticket on a softie last week.

by Atacia August 24, 2007

golden ticket

When you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a class B felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket

dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas

by the law sucks ass March 29, 2010

Ticket-Douching

Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).

Pearl Jam goes on sale on saturday! Are you ready to douche some tickets? Ticket-Douching

by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob July 26, 2013

Golden Ticket

The extremely hot wife of a moderately attractive man, who is assisted in obtaining extramarital sex due to the envy her beauty inspires in other women.

Susan was so not down, until she met my Golden Ticket.

by PartykidXO December 14, 2018

Ticket Savior

When you would have gotten a speeding ticket, had it not been for being stuck behind someone going slow.

I was late and road raging so bad until we passed the speed trap, then I was glad to be stuck behind that jerk driving so damn slow, he was my ticket savior.

by Harmony08 October 04, 2010

Florida Ticket

An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.

Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!

What happened to him?

Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude

Oh no! did he find out?

Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first

A Florida ticket?! Poor guy

by Bobbakawa September 15, 2009