AKA, ALVIN
ALVIN THAI LIM
An HOMIESEXUAL who has told a handful of people that he SUCKS his OWN DICK while he performs one of his favorite moves , Thai Coconut
He can multitask different combo's as well.
Just ask his roommates, RYAN and SAM.
ALVIN THAI LIM
An HOMIESEXUAL who has told a handful of people that he SUCKS his OWN DICK while he performs one of his favorite moves , Thai Coconut
He can multitask different combo's as well.
Just ask his roommates, RYAN and SAM.
SAM : " yo RYAN, have you ever had the Thai soup by THAI "
RYAN : yo SAM , I'm kind of MAD 😠 at THAI because when we all went to OCTOBER fest together you remember that I got in a fight with THAI, he claims that I pushed him at the Concordia Club while he was dancing 💃 with KATARINA but he has terrible balance and no swag so he ended up tripping and falling all by him self "
SAM : " OH BOY, yeSh. I remember. Both of you started scrapping it out after we left and both of you got out of the car and duked it out then you threw THAI on the hood of the car like a rag doll "
RYAN : " yo SAM, can you believe THAI, he tells everyone that I pick my nose and eat all the boogers at the same time"
SAM : "He's told me that as well "
RYAN : " that's it!! I shall settle for a Thai handshake "
RYAN : yo SAM , I'm kind of MAD 😠 at THAI because when we all went to OCTOBER fest together you remember that I got in a fight with THAI, he claims that I pushed him at the Concordia Club while he was dancing 💃 with KATARINA but he has terrible balance and no swag so he ended up tripping and falling all by him self "
SAM : " OH BOY, yeSh. I remember. Both of you started scrapping it out after we left and both of you got out of the car and duked it out then you threw THAI on the hood of the car like a rag doll "
RYAN : " yo SAM, can you believe THAI, he tells everyone that I pick my nose and eat all the boogers at the same time"
SAM : "He's told me that as well "
RYAN : " that's it!! I shall settle for a Thai handshake "
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He's extremely SKILLED in the following!
1. Cooking 🍳 Thai soup
2. Thai Dragon 💋 Ladies watch out 💩
3. Thai Lunchbox Men ONLY!
4. Thai Coconut 🥥
5. Thai Tong 💩
6. Thai hot pot 👅
7. Thai Roulette 💥💥
He's extremely SKILLED in the following!
1. Cooking 🍳 Thai soup
2. Thai Dragon 💋 Ladies watch out 💩
3. Thai Lunchbox Men ONLY!
4. Thai Coconut 🥥
5. Thai Tong 💩
6. Thai hot pot 👅
7. Thai Roulette 💥💥
TJ: " THAI, what are you saying this weekend bro "
THAI : " I will be practicing that list that was populated up there so if you don't mind swinging by so I can get warmed up if ya know what I mean there big Boy! 👅
TJ: 💨💨 " heading right over"
BIANCA. C : " WTF, THAI. Ewwwwwey 🤢
THAI : " I will be practicing that list that was populated up there so if you don't mind swinging by so I can get warmed up if ya know what I mean there big Boy! 👅
TJ: 💨💨 " heading right over"
BIANCA. C : " WTF, THAI. Ewwwwwey 🤢
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He's divorced now for many reasons and the mother has pretty much full custody of her kids which is great news for everyone because it's not fair for the kids to be around a father that hasn't come out of the closet yet. Now not only has he hurt his own kids, he has hurt him self to the point of no return which he has to live with this for the rest of his life.
He's a short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST that use to work at Automation Tooling Systems & caused a lot of RIFF RAFF there then worked at Toyota in Woodstock and still causing RIFF RAFF there. Apparently he rented a LAMBORGHINI and brought it to his work at Toyota in the heart of the PANDEMIC and told everyone that the car is his. LoL . He will do anything for any form of validation.
Only ALVIN THAI LIM's do these sort of things.
Yeahhh Buddy, you're a REAL JOKE!!
Even his own kids say he's a complete JOKE!!
He's divorced now for many reasons and the mother has pretty much full custody of her kids which is great news for everyone because it's not fair for the kids to be around a father that hasn't come out of the closet yet. Now not only has he hurt his own kids, he has hurt him self to the point of no return which he has to live with this for the rest of his life.
He's a short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST that use to work at Automation Tooling Systems & caused a lot of RIFF RAFF there then worked at Toyota in Woodstock and still causing RIFF RAFF there. Apparently he rented a LAMBORGHINI and brought it to his work at Toyota in the heart of the PANDEMIC and told everyone that the car is his. LoL . He will do anything for any form of validation.
Only ALVIN THAI LIM's do these sort of things.
Yeahhh Buddy, you're a REAL JOKE!!
Even his own kids say he's a complete JOKE!!
Doug: " yo THAI, is that your LAMBO? You work on the production line just like me and how can you afford such a car especially when you're going through your divorce "
THAI : " Doug, can you just act along when I 😉 wink at you so the car looks like it belongs to me because I just want to be accepted and liked by everyone "
FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS THOUGH!
THAI : " Doug, can you just act along when I 😉 wink at you so the car looks like it belongs to me because I just want to be accepted and liked by everyone "
FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS THOUGH!
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