long-term flirting

Flirting with someone over a very very long period of time.

Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.

Long-term flirting YAYA

by JohnoTheKb June 2, 2012

Terms Of Service

A long long text of rules and regulations of a software or anything.

If you violate our Terms Of Service, you will be hanged by your boss Lil Tay!

by Mxlvxn September 8, 2018

Sh-long Term Memory

To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

Short term hedonistic

If I have to live for my kids then EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE FOR MY KIDS!

Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"

Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

sex term

literally every ud definition

im gonna look for something on ud, oh shit its a sex term

by JM99 Official October 2, 2023

Post-term abortsch

What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.

I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.

by BIGDRYWAFF March 4, 2023

Tipsy Terms

A relational status between two individuals characterized by a refusal or disinclination to converse unless both are drunk.

Ever since that embarrassing incident last New Years, Sharon had been on Tipsy Terms with Greg.

by Linguist without a cause April 18, 2018