tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.

Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''

by ya-dad October 7, 2012

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Dumb TV

A television that lacks smart features such as streaming apps.

Person 1: Hey have you tried streaming Netflix on your TV?
Person 2: I can't. I have a dumb TV. I have to watch Netflix on my phone.

by DumbRedHeadJack January 6, 2023

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1. n. Actors who drift from failed series to failed series playing the same type of character in the same genre their whole career.

2. n. Friends or neighbors who come over to mooch because they have no TV or satellite.

1. "Hey, weren't the new guy and girl on Stargate on Farscape?"
"Yup, they're tv refugees. Like old Start Trek actors"

2. "Oh man, Barry just called and invited himself ver to watch the match."
"Freakin tv refugee!"

by Lex Sleuthor April 10, 2010

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TV Suit

Soft, comfortable , stretchy, clothing you put on at the end of your day to watch TV in.

“I’m going to put on my tv suit and watch the evening news.”

by Jakerrs October 8, 2018

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Neighbro TV

When you have no cable so u stare out the window to see what’s going on in the hood

Ain’t shit to do I guess I’ll watch the neighbro TV

Looking out my window we got action on the neighbro TV

by #DFD May 31, 2018

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MAD TV

A Sketch TV show Launched on FOX in 1995 to run against NBC's SNL Its is supposedly "over the edge" when infact, it just uses immature fart jokes, blue humor, etc. When it tries to do a decent sketch, the entire thing becomes an insult to a celebrity. Like " Boy i'm sweating like a dog", and then another person would say "stop pretending to be whitney houston!"

Mad TV is a poorly done sketch show.

by johndoe November 29, 2004

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