Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.
by chucky lavinder April 23, 2022
by sittinherebored January 26, 2018
by lyubemia January 31, 2011
A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
Tub bangers. Referring the musical act Blue man group. Perhaps as a way of frowning down upon on them. With slight homo roasting under tones
Person 1 "Hey whos "blue man group" want to listen to them?"
Person 2. No i don't want to listen to those fucking bunch of tub bangers
Person 2. No i don't want to listen to those fucking bunch of tub bangers
by Manicawesomeness March 26, 2023
a group chat that is very entertaining with drama, football and comedy the group chat is well known for the football club witch is named tub of lad fc they have big names such as dodd dada and welch
by tub of lad member December 18, 2022
Right now there is a flooding tub
by uwu legend September 21, 2019