by nomnomx July 05, 2014
The unexpected juice that comes out of your anus while farting. Usually happening when you are trying to impress your friends or in largly populated public places.
by kircus May 15, 2009
A polite term for oral sex or a blow job, in which a person kisses, sucks and licks a male's genitalia to give him sexual gratification. Referred to in Family Guy in 'The FCC Song' in which Stewie says of the FCC "...and they'll make you call felatio a trouser-friendly kiss..."
*little Timmy walks in on mommy and daddy doing the wild thing*
Mommy: Erm I was just giving daddy a trouser-friendly kiss.
Mommy: Erm I was just giving daddy a trouser-friendly kiss.
by Zelda199 October 20, 2006
to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!
by weave July 13, 2003
1. When a man is so well endowed that when you see his penis your first response is wowzers.
2.When something occurs that is either shocking, exciting, not exciting, surprising regarding ones genital area.
2.When something occurs that is either shocking, exciting, not exciting, surprising regarding ones genital area.
After noticing my sexy ass friends huge boner protruding under his pants I couldn't help but say "wowzers in your trousers"!
by SilkysMonsterCrack April 12, 2014
by fitchy jnr December 19, 2021
The Rainbow Trouser Trout... Put on your favorite episode of River monsters and pound two bowls of Fruity Pebbles. As soon as your wife complains about the show, vomit all over your dick and violently shove it down her throat whilst screaming "fish on" and pulling up on your dick like a fishing rod.
by MrHead April 25, 2022