anti-treat

1) An exclamation that is said when something unfavorable or unpleasant occurs.

2) The opposite of a treat.

1) "Dude, I was about to score ass with that chick until her fat friend cockblocked me by saying they had to leave. What an anti-treat!"

2) "Oh man, I think I just crapped my pants. Anti-treat!"

by Gator Dave July 10, 2007

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Treat yo ass

Putting someone in place when they have you fucked up

On my life Ima treat yo ass if you make one more dumb ass remark.

by Jaz1984 November 30, 2016

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A large piece of ground beef with bits of a broken beer bottle glass mixed into it. This is used to kill dogs running around in your neighborhood without a leash because stupid neighbors don't want to obey leash laws. Make sure the pieces are small enough to go undetected by the dog.

I used a glass hamburger treat to kill my neighbor's dangerous pitbull. Take that!

by Tweedle January 21, 2008

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Treat Your Beet

The vegetarian version of beat your meat or to jack off, masturbate, or pleasure yourself.

Matt: Dude, I got major blue balls, girl turned out to be a carnivore.
Ian: No worries man, treat your beet!

by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011

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Reeses Dog Treat

When a female places a strategicly planned amount of peanut butter inside her vaginal hole and allows the family dog to remove it via licking it out.

Mom: -knocks on door- What's all that screaming I hear?
Julie: Shut up mom! I'm giving the dog a reeses dog treat... Oh god, its tongue is rather sandpapery tonight..

by jericho970 February 18, 2009

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Treat yo self

The act of treating ones self to something that relaxes them or that they enjoy. An example of this is used when in Parks and Recreation the TV series, Donna and Tom have a treat yo self day at the spa and mall.

Tom: You know what day it is?

Donna: Treat yo self day!!!!

by Serbian shipper and philosophe May 21, 2018

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