tootsie rolling

the act of corn holing your girl friend. then leaving unshowered back home. squirt some hersheys syrup on your frank to mask the smell an get a blowjob from your wife.

my dam wife wanted me to clean the garage so i ended up tootsie rolling her ass.

by redwood boner March 1, 2012

toots

Another name for the Seattle Seahawks dubbed when 49ers player, Joe Staley's daughter Grace, created a poster declaring the Seahawks to be "toots".

49ers Fan: Damn...We're playing the Seahawks again next week.
Other 49ers Fan: Man, fuck them toots.

by Ragdaddy December 1, 2019

tater tots

Term used to describe a bitch's hoots.(tits)

"My favorite dinner is tater tots and rump roast!" (tits and ass)

by Peeyimp December 29, 2007

Tootsum

Tootaly Awsum :)

Girl 1:I Got A New Dress Yesterday
Girl 2:Were From?
Girl 1:Quiz
Girl 2:Tootsum:)

by Tayler...... June 7, 2009

Toft master

Someone who has gained the competence to achieve 100% on the toft exercise and can now go by the name, 'toft master'

I dont think you should touch that, you should leave it to the toft master...

by joe meek October 5, 2010

Toats-bloats

After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.

Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.

"far out im toats-bloats"
"after sex I like to buy snacks and get toats-bloats"

by roundandsound November 13, 2011

toats awkie momo

when something awkward had happened and there is nothing else to say but "toats awkie momo" often used in Ireland. also used when nobody laughs at your joke

girl1 "i was in english and i called the teacher mom :/"
girl2 " toats awkie momo for you hey"

girl1" whatcha call cheese that's not yours ?...... natcho cheese :D"

everyone"......." toats awkie momo

by irishmofos October 7, 2012